A fictional political satire · $GTM
TWO RIVALS. ONE CITY. TOTAL CHAOS.
Choose your side. Take the streets. Control Woke City.
Donald TrumpTeam Red
Hillary ClintonTeam Blue
About the game
Woke City is divided. Two political rivals. Two competing factions. One chaotic playground.
Step into the shoes of Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton in a fictional, over-the-top political satire adventure.
Explore neon-lit streets, escape rival patrols, steal getaway vehicles, complete missions, and take control of the city's districts.
Every mission changes the balance of power.
Two rivals
Same city, same streets, opposite goals. Each rival has their own missions, their own getaway car and their own patrol on their tail.
Missions
YOU'RE CANCELED
A cancellation alert hits Downtown. Reach the getaway car and lose the patrol.
THE GOLDEN GETAWAY
Find the limousine someone parked in the wrong district and drive it home.
MAKE THE DISTRICT RED
Take Cancel Culture District: three arcade tasks, one checkpoint, one escape.
Missions
THE MAGA CHASE
A rally spills into Red Hat Heights. Reach the getaway car and shake the patrol.
THE MISSING EMAILS
Recover a fictional missing briefcase from Capitol Square and deliver it.
PAINT THE TOWN BLUE
Take Red Hat Heights: three arcade tasks, one checkpoint, one escape.
The map
The same miniature Miami map, cut into five districts. Red holds some, blue holds some, and the rest are neutral ground that keeps the original look.
Gameplay
Neon-lit boulevards, a marina, a beach and five districts that each have their own banners, billboards and bad ideas.
Five alert levels. Megaphones, protest signs and patrol vans close in, and nobody gets hurt: they just surround you and serve the notices.
Arcade driving with two signature getaway cars to unlock: the Golden Getaway limousine and the Blue Express SUV.
Six story missions, three per side, plus the original classic jobs. Short, playable and completely made up.
Finish a takeover mission and the district changes for real: banners, billboards, signs and the crowd all switch sides.
The Vipers and the Kings still run the beach and downtown. Pistol, SMG and shotgun are all real, and so is the return fire.
Who is who
Led by Donald Trump
Rally stages, red neon, campaign HQs and flags on every pole. Holds Red Hat Heights and Capitol Square at the start.
Led by Hillary Clinton
Town halls, blue neon, a Department of Apologies and plans for everything. Holds Liberty Beach and Cancel Culture District at the start.
Chases Trump
Colourful activists with megaphones, protest signs, scarves and big hair. They surround you and serve the notices. Nobody gets hurt.
Chases Hillary
Red hats, cowboy hats, foam fingers and flag capes. They close in with signs and slogans and never lay a hand on you.
No waiting
A real 3D city with shadows, neon and traffic, running right in the page.
A touch stick, fire, reload and weapon buttons, built for a thumb on iPhone and Android.
Open the link and play. Nothing to install and no account to make.
Every mission, both characters and every district are playable without paying anything.
Solana token
The token is separate from the game: you never need a wallet to play. The official contract address and its copy button sit right under the hero at the top of this page. Jump to the contract address.
Live token chart
Screenshots
Every image here is a capture of the running browser build. Tap one to enlarge it.
How to play
Open the page and press play. The whole game runs in your browser tab.
Portrait or landscape. A left stick to move, a big FIRE button, reload and weapon switch on the right.
WASD to move, mouse to aim, left click to fire, R to reload, 1 2 3 to switch weapons, E to interact.
Each job takes a few minutes. Pick one from the title screen or the pause menu.
| Action | Desktop | Touch |
|---|---|---|
| Move | WASD / arrows | Left stick |
| Aim | Mouse | Auto-aim assist |
| Fire | Left click / Space | FIRE button |
| Reload | R | RELOAD button |
| Weapons | 1 · 2 · 3 | Weapon button |
| Car | E · W / S | ENTER · Gas / Brake |
YOU'RE CANCELED
Trump: reach the getaway car, shake the Cancellation Patrol, get to the Marina Loft.
THE GOLDEN GETAWAY
Trump: find the limousine, drive it to the Garage Hideout, unlock it for good.
MAKE THE DISTRICT RED
Trump: take Cancel Culture District for Team Red.
THE MAGA CHASE
Hillary: reach the getaway car, shake the MAGA Patrol, get to the Garage Hideout.
THE MISSING EMAILS
Hillary: recover the briefcase, deliver it, unlock the Blue Express.
PAINT THE TOWN BLUE
Hillary: take Red Hat Heights for Team Blue.
THE PICKUP
Classic: steal the sports car, grab the package, deliver it to Malibu Club.
TURF TROUBLE
Classic: take on three Vipers on their own beach, grab what they drop, get out.
MOST WANTED
Classic: two stars from the first second. Shake the police and reach the safehouse.
